Face-off '08

In our media saturated culture, nothing is sacred. Everything--from the LAPD to Britney Spears' choice in underwear--can be scrutinized.

This is especially true for the major presidential candidates. Sarcasm has never felt so patriotic.

Our apologies to McCain fans, but it would be like shooting very slow fish in a very small barrel to include him here. We respect Mr. McCain and his courage through adverse times and his noble, wizened jowels.